Senioritis-Ridden Comedians Who've Mastered The Art Of The Senior Quote

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    Hair - "I look better in person.
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    Text - Chung, Rand ey High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.
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    Suit - Aditya TammANa 100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.
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    Poster - Zachary Chastain Nick It's hard being a single mother, especially "Look up. Get up. A have no children and are a when - Mic you teenage male.
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    Forehead - er give life "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing." neutral
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    Suit - erner Luis Domantay Dan wthing pur *flips hair* "Leave undone Bell H Packet
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    Face - I do have a soul"
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    Text - Ghufran Salih "I got a haircut and no one noticed."
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    Forehead - Joe McDonald No, I did not have a farm.
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    Technology - Seth Egan "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
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    Hair - Makenzie Goluba Not pregnant, just eatin' good.
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    Suit - Jason Distant "Honey! Where is my SUPER SUIT!!!" - Frozone
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    Hair - Jessica Enciso Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.
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    Hair - "In the enu, chances we didn't take" - Unknown Faith Woods "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy" -Plankton
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    Forehead - Max Crankshaw "I líke my coffee like I like my women, I don't like coffee."
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    Hair - "Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly. Every African Kid Ever Agboke Toluwalope
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    Graduation - "I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my Fatima Abdel-Gwad head."
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    Eyebrow - Alexandra Vu If you like water, you Look pict shou already like 72% of me. free
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    Poster - Griffin "Don't use that stupid lumber jack photo." -Mom
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    Forehead - Carlos Carlos "I hate my name."
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    Hair - Allison Lauren Rowell Rowell "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." "...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life."
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    Forehead - Arnold Lee In this photo I'm not wearing pants
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    Face - Jocelyn Madero "You're ALL gonna regret not dating me in high school." J. "Fe
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    Hair - looks pretty on the outside, "Make but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make up." up much onroe
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    Forehead - Segun Akigbogun of I'm that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.
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    Poster - Faizon Graham was released from his 4 year sentence.
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    Text - Connor I don't know, you can just put some quote in for me. -Connor
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    Text - Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. the ones yo last - Dr. Seuss Xenia Chon No, Xenia, your senior quote can't be 'fries before guys.' r lose Me - Dad 2.
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    Face - Julianna Massa "I went through four years of high school without having a bad hair day." Julianna Massa
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    Forehead - Jacob Jones "That's what" -She
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    Forehead - aome Mendoza "I hear everything."
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    Hair - Jucinda . "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!...But I did."
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    Text - BUMB AVKIT (AVKOBE) I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my finger; because I could always count on them.
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    Face - Stephanie "I want to thank Google, "Be ag Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you." come women a lac
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    White-collar worker - Ankit Jain "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a a ne vegetarian because I hate plants."
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    Text - Darwin Bunait Dollar Bunait "Ctrl + C." "Ctrl + V."
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    Hair - Paige Bet you didn't know this was option even an
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    Hair - "Some days are a total waste of makeup" II
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    Hair - The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that l'll never be Beyonce.
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    Face - omez Eric Gomez Franc ee yourself in We think al "Education is important but big biceps are importanter." slips away at the price hopping" but we'm
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    Face - Katherine Andrews Rebecca Andrews Henderson Henderson "I was planned." "I was not."

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